Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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Lucy van Pelt is Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. She always wanted to marry rich. Unfortunately, Lucy's childhood love, the neighbourhood-pianist Schroeder, was never destined to be his generation's Elton John. Therefore, Lucy married Paris Onassis, Greek shipping-and-air tycoon, whom she met at one of socialite Charlie Brown's fêtes.
As Paris' widow, she reconfigured Paris' Onassis Airways to be Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, catering to the Hard Rock Cafe crowd. She hired Da Coolest pilots and crews.
Lucy's fortunes unfortunately took a nosedive when, on one of the airline's Boston-Liverpool flights, the pilot was in a moment of fancy and crash-landed the airplane into Strawberry Fields.
No longer in the airline business, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds now specializes in skywriting.